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#ryuko

nicodiangeloisaqueer:

pruprupastapants:

ghostwriters-r-us:

sadbunnny:

sass-master-jack-frost:

snowyarcherprince:

book-harlot:

My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

Um…

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.

I DONT GET IT

I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c

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I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

#lizerd

ryuukomaplaytoy:

satsunon:

thisarenotarealblog:

nala-suu:

one-guardian:

guys where the fUCK IS RYUKO’S OTHER HAND???

Paradise.

what about nonons other arm?

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oh, you know, just some platonic anal fisting, the usual 

At the end of the day, Satsuki always wins

#nsfw #satsunon #satryu

phemiec:

d4vek4t:

unbeatablerootbeer:

xpsychohogx:

zamamam-chan-san-sama-senpai-kun:

xpsychohogx:

my headcanon equius voice is this generator

-lang:engish

-will bad guy

type”i think…i need…a…towel”

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FUCKING TYPE I NEED SOME MILK AND LISTEN IT IS FUCKIG HILAROUS IM CRYING

omFG TYPE “NEPET TA”

I typed “I am STRONG” and totally lost it

fUCKNIG CRYING

Do yourself a favor and-

"This is fOOlishness… upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited fOOlishnesses."

#sound #IM

15 Favorite Female Charcaters as Voted by my Followers 

#1: Satsuki Kiryuin
#satsuki
#satsuki

chuuniisama:

lumos5001:

woodentarantula:

please watch this please

you will not regret watching this

This is the first time those things actually sounded good.

#sound #i respect you for this

sagihairius:

cosplaying

pros: cons

cons: pros

rocketsocks:

She looks kind of drunk

#rose lalonde

the-chokey:

A wild Satsuki will attempt to court a mate by spreading the feathers of her eyebrows and emitting a dazzling, blinding rainbow-like radiance.

The aurora is notorious for attracting many potential mates, including those not of the Satsuki’s own kind. Frogs, snakes, dogs, and even monkeys are drawn to a Satsuki’s glorious light. Even after a mating ritual has ended, these species are known to stay by a Satsuki’s side, as though they’ve been bound to it by some cosmological power.

If a Satsuki has not found a love pig by the time the mating season is over, these different species will form a barrier around a Satsuki, making it impossible for another Satsuki to court with it unless the Satsuki they’re guarding approves of it.

#satsuki #lol

meimrr:

Super cool rose cosplayer! #närcon2014

#cosplay #grimdark

kronosfw:

kittyzumi:

we found Lord English’s weakness—a swarm of human children.

But like… That’s actually canon.

#sound

mechanicusdeus:

mediamattersforamerica:

This is hilarious. From HuffPo Media:

In “BioShock Infinite,” the player fights a racist society run by an ultra-religious lunatic who uses patriotic American imagery as a propaganda tool.

That detail didn’t escape the attention of gamers, either.

"The funny part here isn’t that Fox News copied it — which it totally did — it’s that it apparently copied it without recognizing what the logo represents: A violent video game about killing right-wing crazy people,” wrote Sam Barsanti on the A.V. Club website.

A number of users on Reddit offered similar thoughts. One Redditor found a Photoshop template that can be used to make logos based on BioShock Infinite.

Kevin Levine, creator of the BioShock series, weighed in on both Twitter and Facebook. When someone asked if it was a copyright issue, he tweeted, “It’s irony.”

This is the most sublime irony i’ve ever encountered. It’s practically beautiful.

#vidja

xdaringdamselx:

terezi-pie-rope:

[homestucks nodding as they reblog]

I swear I’ve never seen a fandom as chill about hate as Homestuck. Someone goes “HOMESTUCK SUCKS BLUH BLUH” and the Homestuck it’s directed at will just high-five them and go “DAMN STRAIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT”