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catbountry:

voxstruct:

Every time I see that WHAT SOUND DOES A FOX MAKE video I think of this.

The fox say “Ooroorooroorooroo!”

#sound
#kitty

memelovingskeleton:

ayyyyyyyyy terezi

not so sure about the face on this one but whatevs

#terezi pyrope

unclefather:

thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

"shhh stop talking"

#animals #kawaii time #lol

awwww-cute:

Brand mew member to the family

#kitty
#rooms

hijerking:

when you think you’re at the bottom of the stairs but there’s one more step

image

#kitty

im seriously boredom-learning japanese its like

im bored what do

well might as well knock out another hour of japanese

Fun fact: Spock’s live long and prosper is a Levite blessing. Do it on both hands and touch your thumbs together and that’s how you get blessed by the Levites/some Levites just flat out pray like that.

I won’t blame you if you giggle a little at that fun fact.

sidneyia:

talk-to-the-hands:

contrapositivity:

pumpkinspicelatkes:

spookyprincestrider:

sirenlovesong:

summer-tryst:

rightfulqueenofwesteros:

summer-tryst:

White people will literally tattoo ANYTHING on their bodies. ABSOLUTELY. ANYTHING.

why is she tattooing tea on her? did tea save her life? 

I have this feeling that she doesn’t even know what chai means. Probably thought it was spiritual or something. I’m patiently waiting for her response lmao

CHAI IS THE HEBREW WORD FOR LIFE HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE PICTURE IT SAYS #Hebrew THE WRITING IS IN HEBREW YA’LL ARE BEING PURPOSEFULLY IGNORANT TO SHAME A “WHITE” GIRL WHO ISN’T EVEN WHITE

AYYYY Jew stepping in here.  Chai (chet-Yud) translates to “Life”. Which is what we say out of respect to the familes of those who die. But most importantly it is a symbol of the jewish religion, this being from the saying “Am Yisrael Chai” translating to “The children of Israel are alive”.  Do you know how awesome it is to see someone embracing my culture? I’ve grown up scared to even mention that i’m jewish to people in fear of being attacked or killed. So to see someone tattoo it on themselves is awesome! I mean yeah the Torah forbids it, but it also forbids most medicines so fuck that. All you SJWs go on about “appropriating other people cultures”. But did any of you think to actually ask a Jew?  No.  You all assumed she had “Tea” tattooed on her because saying you’re open minded is completely different to actually having an open mind.

Here’s a little saying for you by Hillel.

"he who refuses to learn deserves extinction.

And you didn’t even try to learn.  

Your Anti-Semitism disgusts me and i hope you learnt a lesson here.

ps summer-tryst You have embarassed the hell out of yourself. Enjoy eating your own words since Chai “Isnt even spiritual”.  nahh. it just represents the religion that all monotheistic faiths are built upon.  totally not religious.

goyim

Ummm….
Tattoos are forbidden in most sects of Judaism…
Original text is “You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves: I am the Lord” (Vayikra 19:28). Although some rabbis take the latter half to only mean tattoos that promote idolatry or those that include non-jewish ideology, even the more lenient still affirm the ban on tattoos.

I am ethnically and culturally Jewish, but I do not adhere to all of the religious rules. I don’t keep Kosher and I have lots of tattoos. If this person experiences her Judaism in a way that’s not exclusively adhering to religious tradition, that’s her choice. If this is how she professes her pride or love of Judaism or Hebrew or her family you do not have the right to judge her.  

"white people will tattoo anything on themselves"

Tumblr considers Jews ultra-privileged white people right up until they can be used to scold (other) white people. 

In re: ban on tattoos: No

A core component in Judaism is wrestling with Torah and finding meaning for yourself. Rabbis mostly exist to facilitate discussion and help guide learning, not dictate rules from on high. Heck, even the Israeli minyin (fuck if I know the English spelling) isn’t considered the Law by many Jews. 

Of course sometimes congregations agree on a rule and then they all follow it but as a general rule Judaism is a fairly fluid religion if you’re not in the Orthodoxy. 

Some Jews won’t shave because of that very line. Some, like me, shave and get tattoos. Some Jews are never okay with tattoos, some are okay with anything BUT the forearm (me), some are fine with all tattoos. 

I even cleared my tattoo with my Rabbi anyways, even though I didn’t have to, since she exists as a source of guidance and support. 

So no, not everyone affirms a ban. Fence around the Torah, intent versus letter, laws that are still relevant in the modern day and in the days of our forefathers, etc.

Also, hella tattoo OP. Chai (hchAI) is a good choice if you’re going to do a Hebrew tattoo. Simplistic and meaningful.

(No comment on the rest of the comments in this post.)

#judaism

petitepasserine:

ahh my jackets got a cute little bunny-tail hihi!  bunny butts  

#fashion

nikkibot3000:

#some men just want to watch the world burn

#OW

Seriously if you can help it don’t let a group of Malkavians loose to battle you will experience the terror and wonder of the Organ Blender

whatshouldvampirescallme:

#vampires #oh god its a fucking BLENDER OF ORGANS #ORGAN BLENDER

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#whine