no spaghetti straps- BOYS WILL BE DISTRACTED!!

no tight pants- BOYS CAN’T FOCUS!

no shorts- BOYS WON’T BE ABLE TO LEARRRRRRN!

Jesus christ if a woman’s body is so fucking distracting maybe we need to figure out a way to teach boys to focus in the face of- gasp- exposed skin!

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